January 25, 2010

Regret

Regret is when you eat a man with more hair than you. Back hair has a way of getting stuck between the fangs.

January 21, 2010

Human Heads

I heard someone say "I'll pop his head like a zit" the other day.

Human heads don't pop like zits. They're more crunchy like a beetle, with a soft, oozy center.